- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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