You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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