- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Rebecca Black's career.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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