- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

No, Trinidad.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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