The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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you...

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Bacon is delcious.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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