Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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