Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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honest politician

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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PSN IS UP

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Once upon a time

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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