- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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