- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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