- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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