whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Scott Gomez

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Do u take sugar?

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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