- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

racism...deal with it!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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