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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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