Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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