- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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