How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

my gramma died

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Barack Obama

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

knock knock no ones home

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Justin Bieber.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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