What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

i have two hands.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

I told you it would happen

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Women's rights

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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