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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

knock knock

womens rights.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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