why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Jimmy Saville

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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