What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

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