- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

AIDS

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Im taking a shit right now.

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

My parents have an open marriage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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