- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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