- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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