- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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