Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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A man killed himself.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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