Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

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