Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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