- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

God wrote this joke.................................

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

This one time at band camp music was played.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Bacon is delcious.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the dog eat poop?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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