Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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more chocolate?

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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