- Anti Joke

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Women's rights.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Do you love me? No.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.