What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Potassium? K.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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