How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Where's my tractor?

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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