- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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