- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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