whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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canadians

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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The jets are a good team..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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