- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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