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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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