- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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