Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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This is a joke setup.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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