Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

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