- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

fruit salad?

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Religion.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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