Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Your Mom

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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charlie sheen losing

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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