what is a bracket? a bracket

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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