An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

woman..parallel parking

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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