What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Women's rights

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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The Christian Bible.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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That's what she didn't say

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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8

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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