A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Justin Bieber

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knock knock come in!

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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boo

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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