- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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