- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Womens Rights

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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