i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Women's rights

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Mullets

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

White men's rights

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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