- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

VAGINA.

Me Neither.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

knock knock no ones home

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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