A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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I told you it would happen

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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canada

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Christianity

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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