What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How long is a china man?

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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im watching you..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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