In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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