Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Do you love me? No.

Women's rights.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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