- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

You will not press the like button.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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