How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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