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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

My penis is big... not.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A man killed himself.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks