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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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