Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What's 9 + 10 19

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Women Sports.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the dog eat poop?

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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