Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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