- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A man makes a sandwich.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

im watching you..

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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