- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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