- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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