Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

get in the car.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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