The Holocaust

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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canadians

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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