What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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