Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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