There was an american man on the way to work.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Poop swing

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

"33"

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...