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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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