What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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