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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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