do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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