Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Your Mom

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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