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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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