Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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bryden is a faggot

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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