What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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