what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

its all aodhan

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

womens rights.

Grammer is very important

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

knock knock

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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