- Anti Joke

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you