- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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