- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

cancer

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Potassium? K.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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