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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

why did the man die? he was shot

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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