- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Justin's hair

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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