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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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