Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Women's rights

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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