My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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VAGINA.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Womens Rights

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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