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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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