My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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hi

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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