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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I told you it would happen

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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