- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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