- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

THE END.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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