Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Justin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Anti Joke

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