- Anti Joke

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

whats worse than gill? nothing

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.