What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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