What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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