- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

There's a god, just kidding.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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