What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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