What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Tunechi

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Morning wood.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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a man is running away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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