- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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