What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Your Mom

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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