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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Your Mom!!!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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