- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Women Sports.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

hahahahaha thats not funny

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Donkey lips

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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