Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

hahahahaha thats not funny

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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