What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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