your mom died.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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