Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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