A woman leaves the kitchen.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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