- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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