Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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