- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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