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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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