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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

taking out the trash... at night

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Faithful men.

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