- Anti Joke

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.