- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What's brown and sticky? A stick

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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