- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

LIFE :(

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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