- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

this is not a joke.

Please? No.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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