Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Reading books

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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