- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

knock knock how there me ok come in

HEY YOU!!!!

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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