Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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