- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Please? No.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

what do u call a black person by his name

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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