- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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