Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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