What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your Mother

Nickelback

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How long is a china man?

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Please? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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