- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Women's Rights

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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