This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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