The anti joke that repeats itself :(

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Your dads dead. lol

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Neither have I

all these jokes suck ass

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

squash squash who squash my ass

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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