Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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My parents have an open marriage.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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i have two hands.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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