What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Justin Beiber

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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xavier stop

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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hi patrick

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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