What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The Game.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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