- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

knock knock come in!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

You will not press the like button.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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