A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

i love to lick...

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Reading books

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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