- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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