What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

YO FACE

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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