- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

whats brown and sticky? shit

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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