What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Sophie Cameron is Gay

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

hey justin

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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