What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Hillary Clinton

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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