why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Ken wins!

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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