- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

How long is a china man?

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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