- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Gay Rights

Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Religion.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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