Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

vaginas

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

A possesed goat: "moo"

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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