How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A ginger was with his friends

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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LIFE :(

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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