How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I am a women

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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