- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

No.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

to get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

420

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Where's my baby??

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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