- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

everybody loves raymond

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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