What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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your mom died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What you reading? reading?

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Darude- Sandstorm

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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