- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

learn the ropes?

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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