- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Moo! I'm a goat!

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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