A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Nickelback

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Agent 47.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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