Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

You have friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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