- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

anti jokes are for fags

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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