What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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