- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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