- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

so... how about that airplane food

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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