What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Reading books

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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