Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

AIDS

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Yo mama's fat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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