- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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