- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

knock knock come in!

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

You will not press the like button.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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