A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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How old are you? 20

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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a man said hi.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Church.

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