Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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