Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Neither have I

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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