- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

this is not a joke.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Please? No.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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