What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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A white person at Harvard

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Fart

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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