This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Nickelback

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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