A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

i have a christmas tree.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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