What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

woman's rights

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What black and has children A black man

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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