Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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i have two hands.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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