whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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A baby seal walks into a club

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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my mind's eye?

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Where are you going Your house

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