What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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