- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

woman's rights

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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