Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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