Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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4 1/2

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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