What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Sarah Palin

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

knock knock There's no door

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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