Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Womens' sports

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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I grunt when I poop.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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