- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Keanu Reaves

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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