- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A man... walks.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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