a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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