What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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