What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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