How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

UP

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

luke moore cant pull it back

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

The EPA.

He walked in a bar

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Weed.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Blake wilkeys hair style

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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