- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

DESERT

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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